Rebeccah Brooks......

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Rebeccah Brooks......

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.......in a perverse sort of way - I think I would! Very Rossetti - ish and married to that rogue Charlie Brooks who used to be assistant trainer to the great Fred Winter at Lambourn. Ran off with Johnnie Francombe's ex wife - Gadzucks, the bounder! Now Rebeccah........time for a meaningful conversations....(fade to gently swaying gossamer drapes and the whisper of a gentle breeze..) and lol to her!
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She may seem nice the first few times you meet her but then she starts bugging you. Literally.

She is the rancid ginger armpit of the devil himself. You're welcome to her.
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Pompski! wrote:She may seem nice the first few times you meet her but then she starts bugging you. Literally.
Superb *doffs cap*
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Rebekah
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*bless*
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pomp 'n circumstance wrote:.......in a perverse sort of way - I think I would! Very Rossetti - ish and married to that rogue Charlie Brooks who used to be assistant trainer to the great Fred Winter at Lambourn. Ran off with Johnnie Francombe's ex wife - Gadzucks, the bounder! Now Rebeccah........time for a meaningful conversations....(fade to gently swaying gossamer drapes and the whisper of a gentle breeze..) and lol to her!
Nazi outfit, heels filed to a sharp point (mind the wood flooring with those, please!) and a rusty fish slice?

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Pompski! wrote:
She is the rancid ginger armpit of the devil himself. You're welcome to her.
In that case, the devil has remarkably good taste - I'm with him on that one! Bring it on.....Rebecah, cah, cah! Those that ride with the devil get first dibs on the rest of you suckers.......
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pomp 'n circumstance wrote:
Pompski! wrote:
She is the rancid ginger armpit of the devil himself. You're welcome to her.
In that case, the devil has remarkably good taste - I'm with him on that one! Bring it on.....Rebecah, cah, cah! Those that ride with the devil get first dibs on the rest of you suckers.......
You'd make a good pair. Her red top would match your red bottom.
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Pompski! wrote:
pomp 'n circumstance wrote:
Pompski! wrote:
She is the rancid ginger armpit of the devil himself. You're welcome to her.
In that case, the devil has remarkably good taste - I'm with him on that one! Bring it on.....Rebecah, cah, cah! Those that ride with the devil get first dibs on the rest of you suckers.......
You'd make a good pair. Her red top would match your red bottom.
I fear your excursions into the world of plumbing have left you colour blind - Ms Brooks 'rancid ginger' top does not in any way match the colour red. If you're keen to discuss or you feel I'm just being picky, by all means report to my study and I'lll demonstrate what a real red @rse looks like - if you're man enough...........
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pomp 'n circumstance wrote:
Pompski! wrote:
pomp 'n circumstance wrote:
Pompski! wrote:
She is the rancid ginger armpit of the devil himself. You're welcome to her.
In that case, the devil has remarkably good taste - I'm with him on that one! Bring it on.....Rebecah, cah, cah! Those that ride with the devil get first dibs on the rest of you suckers.......
You'd make a good pair. Her red top would match your red bottom.
I fear your excursions into the world of plumbing have left you colour blind - Ms Brooks 'rancid ginger' top does not in any way match the colour red. If you're keen to discuss or you feel I'm just being picky, by all means report to my study and I'lll demonstrate what a real red @rse looks like - if you're man enough...........
I was referring to her newspaper 8)
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#popleveson has been entertaining me all morning.
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No. Not for me, beaky!

I would rather a romantic encounter with a hole in a petrol station forecourt than her. Judge her by the company she keeps!

Saying that, though, I doubt she would fancy me either as I am not politically powerful and well to do! but hey, I'll cope!
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Here you go Pomp, if you must go with the Rosé:

She got the 3rd goal for PFC Ladies in a 4v1 win over Villa at the weekend, with the girls picking up the Women's Premier League Southern Division title (and promotion). Laura Heron, not bad I thought (especially for a football player - oops, stereotyping again!) :)
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