Humour Survey

Ziggy Sawdust · Post by **Ziggy Sawdust** » Tue May 15, 2012 2:41 pm

Who thinks this is funny? And who thinks this is stupid? And who doesn't have an opinion one way or another? I'm not going to ask who doesn't geddit but I have my suspicions.....

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"

The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, "I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?" I said I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.

Then he said, "What is your second wish?" I said I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with. The genie went Poof!', and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.

Then the genie said, "And what is your third wish?"...and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I'd like a huge orange head."

BaffinsBlue · Post by **BaffinsBlue** » Tue May 15, 2012 2:58 pm

It's stupid, which is why it's funny.

Lost in Transportation · Tue May 15, 2012 2:59 pm

I genuinely lol...

Locky_McLockface · Post by **Locky_McLockface** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:02 pm

I'm in the stupid camp.

Errm, perhaps I'd better rephrase that......

uspompeyfan · Post by **uspompeyfan** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:02 pm

BaffinsBlue wrote:It's stupid, which is why it's funny.

+1

pompeypanther · Post by **pompeypanther** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:31 pm

I don't geddit?

Lost in Transportation · Tue May 15, 2012 3:37 pm

pompeypanther wrote:I don't geddit?

That's what the joke is about, there's nothing to get...

uspompeyfan · Post by **uspompeyfan** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:38 pm

pompeypanther wrote:I don't geddit?

Chalk up one under Ziggy suspicion.

Number 1 Jasper · Post by **Number 1 Jasper** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:49 pm

pompeypanther wrote:I don't geddit?

+1

Ziggy Sawdust · Post by **Ziggy Sawdust** » Tue May 15, 2012 3:50 pm

See that just makes me laugh more. It's my best joke.

blitzoid · Post by **blitzoid** » Tue May 15, 2012 4:01 pm

A slightly different form of this joke is actually my favourite EVER joke.
One reason for this is that it genuinely splits the audience!

Far Post Brisley · Post by **Far Post Brisley** » Tue May 15, 2012 4:04 pm

I am firmly in the Trevor Brooking "well it could go either way" camp.

It is silly and funny. Some people would tell the joke better than others!

ddavis · Post by **ddavis** » Tue May 15, 2012 4:08 pm

Split opinion in my house.

I found it brilliant, and got just past the snigger stage but not quite all out cackle.

The wife looked blank called me a dick and walked off.

Ronnie Pander · Post by **Ronnie Pander** » Tue May 15, 2012 4:27 pm

Yeah, it's funny. In the hands of Tommy Cooper it would have been fabulous.

uspompeyfan · Post by **uspompeyfan** » Tue May 15, 2012 4:28 pm

ddavis wrote:
The wife looked blank called me a dick and walked off.

Was that comment to do with the joke though..... thought I'd ask before the usual mob.

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