Group Hugs...

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Couldn't disrespect the other thread ref "Group hugs" but ....

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[Ziggy Sawdust]

Hilarious! I'm really glad I don't have a penis. They must be such a nuisance, doing their own thang and all.

[pomp 'n circumstance]

Can we have your solemn undertaking that you will never enter a group hug with a rook en croute nestling in you trouser pocket? It can be miscontrued.....I realize this may only be a marketing ploy on behalf of Monoloco, but the edges can become blurred in the hug position.

[itsaintfunny]

Can we have your solemn undertaking that you will never enter a group hug with a rook en croute nestling in you trouser pocket? It can be miscontrued.....I realize this may only be a marketing ploy on behalf of Monoloco, but the edges can become blurred in the hug position.

Is that in case you get a feather in your cap Pomp ?

[WheresWally/ScottMcGarvey]

Couldn't disrespect the other thread ref "Group hugs" but ....

Larry David vid

Hilarious! I'm really glad I don't have a penis. They must be such a nuisance, doing their own thang and all.

...and some! Buses as a schoolboy. Marvellous. Used to try the 'hide it behind school satchel' techique' - but everybody knows.

Dentist chair is another good place (no, not the position, I mean really). Used to have one that rubbed her breasts in my face when doing an exam - (she came - I mean she 'approached', from behind).

I miss her.

[Number 1 Jasper]

Couldn't disrespect the other thread ref "Group hugs" but ....

Larry David vid

Hilarious! I'm really glad I don't have a penis. They must be such a nuisance, doing their own thang and all.

...and some! Buses as a schoolboy. Marvellous. Used to try the 'hide it behind school satchel' techique' - but everybody knows.

Dentist chair is another good place (no, not the position, I mean really). Used to have one that rubbed her breasts in my face when doing an exam - (she came - I mean she 'approached', from behind).

I missed her.

Improve your aim .............

[WheresWally/ScottMcGarvey]

Improve your aim .............

[pomp 'n circumstance]

Hilarious! I'm really glad I don't have a penis. They must be such a nuisance, doing their own thang and all.

Have you ever tried to control one of them when you're three sheets to the wind? No, I thought not - they make a fearful mess of the Dralon curtains and when you try to make amends by doing the gentlemanly thing of wiping the detritus on the nets, the ladeez usually get hysterical. Must be this 'Men are from Mars and women are from Venus' thang......

[Chiswick Blue]

I get my haircut at a barbers called Toppers in Sobo, all of the barbers are women and so good looking, they all wear tight or low cut tops and I swear they deliberately rub against you or stand with them in your face, that said I do tip well!