The Bear neccesities

[Number 1 Jasper]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18250256

[blue architect]

The saying is "do bears sh*t in the woods?" perhaps it might have to change to " do bears pee in the pool?"

[miltoninLA]

That's just up the road Mr Jasper, way more exotic :-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18218878

[Number 1 Jasper]

That's just up the road Mr Jasper, way more exotic :-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18218878

Typical Dog .

Cat would have got a lift

[Far Post Brisley]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

[Number 1 Jasper]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

[Locky_McLockface]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

[Number 1 Jasper]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

I thought it was because you live in a cave ..........

[Locky_McLockface]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

I thought it was because you live in a cave ..........

Meany. No, that's it. I've had enough now. I'm not going to post on here at all next week. Ner.

[Number 1 Jasper]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

I thought it was because you live in a cave ..........

Meany. No, that's it. I've had enough now. I'm not going to post on here at all next week. Ner.

Only because your wife won't let you ............

[Locky_McLockface]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

I thought it was because you live in a cave ..........

Meany. No, that's it. I've had enough now. I'm not going to post on here at all next week. Ner.

Only because your wife won't let you ............

No it's cos I'm too tight to pay for 3G data abroad......

[Number 1 Jasper]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

I thought it was because you live in a cave ..........

Meany. No, that's it. I've had enough now. I'm not going to post on here at all next week. Ner.

Only because your wife won't let you ............

No it's cos She won't let us pay for 3G data abroad......

[Locky_McLockface]

Reminds me of my favourite joke..... at its best told by a 7 year old helpless with laughter at its potential!


A bear and a rabbit are standing chatting in the woods.

The bear asks "Do you vere find that your poo sticks to your fur?"
The rabbit replies "No, I've never had that problem"
"In that case, ...." begins the bear and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum with him.

Old but Gold

I'm obviously not as old as you thought I was, as I'd never heard that before.

I thought it was because you live in a cave ..........

Meany. No, that's it. I've had enough now. I'm not going to post on here at all next week. Ner.

Only because your wife won't let you ............

No it's cos She won't let us pay for 3G data abroad......

AU contraire, Mr Stripey Smarty Pants, the phone is a company one, so 'tis most certainly me.