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hows about we meet in the middle and have lovlies in tennis garb getting all sweaty whilst cooking at the BBQ. Obviously they will have to be bending over a lot to pick stuff up and it will have to start raining at some point to make their tiny tennis outfits all see through.



That's me out of tissues, i'm off for some more!
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nderfel wrote:hows about we meet in the middle and have lovlies in tennis garb getting all sweaty whilst cooking at the BBQ. Obviously they will have to be bending over a lot to pick stuff up and it will have to start raining at some point to make their tiny tennis outfits all see through.



That's me out of tissues, i'm off for some more!

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I find thick slices of sweet potato, brushed with olive oil, salt and pepper...pop on BBQ char both sides, wait til it's all squidgy to touch when pressed, take off and scoff. Perfect.
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Huntski wrote:

wait til it's all squidgy to touch when pressed, take off and scoff. Perfect.
You animal - have you no shame? Your first day abck at school and you come up with a line like that - flogging's too good for you!
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Number 1 Jasper wrote:
nderfel wrote:hows about we meet in the middle and have lovlies in tennis garb getting all sweaty whilst cooking at the BBQ. Obviously they will have to be bending over a lot to pick stuff up and it will have to start raining at some point to make their tiny tennis outfits all see through.



That's me out of tissues, i'm off for some more!

Martina , Billy Jean ................

Whatever floats yer boat mate. :rofl
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Bluesbro' wrote:
Number 1 Jasper wrote:
nderfel wrote:hows about we meet in the middle and have lovlies in tennis garb getting all sweaty whilst cooking at the BBQ. Obviously they will have to be bending over a lot to pick stuff up and it will have to start raining at some point to make their tiny tennis outfits all see through.



That's me out of tissues, i'm off for some more!

Martina , Billy Jean ................

Whatever floats yer boat mate. :rofl

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Number 1 Jasper wrote:The Williams brothers ......
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Rusty wrote:
Number 1 Jasper wrote:The Williams brothers ......
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Rusty wrote:
Number 1 Jasper wrote:The Williams brothers ......
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HA! :smt003
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I often think it strange how a thread meanders from one subject to another. BBQ food to femal tennis players. Who'd have thought?
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the_lock_man wrote:I often think it strange how a thread meanders from one subject to another. BBQ food to Morons like Rusty & Nderfel being silly . Who'd have thought?

Quite agree

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