I've never quite got this...
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- WheresWally/ScottMcGarvey
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I've never quite got this...
.."new" habit of 'slapping the pitch' (to illustrate just *how* much pain you're in). I mean, c'mon!
I recall punching the pitch in frustration once (think of Bayern's Ghanaian defender - Kuffour? - at the end of the 1999 Champions League final after United pinched it late courtesy of Teddy & 'the baby-faced assassin') It hurt, enough. Surely slapping it won't alleviate any pain felt if you've a genuine injury?
But BBC showing their "99 days to go", and just recently the 1990 WC Final, where the Argentines had 2 sent-off. Looking back, straight reds were a bit harsh (I felt - yet they were dirty in that game). But in both incidents, the overacting.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26444703
Notice the (very athletic) pirouette from Herr Klinsmann, and then the 'pitch-slap'* that comes after. Should've known that he'd be one of the early protagonists!
New rule for FIFA to chew-over. "Anyone caught abusing the pitch - slapping it, punching it, or otherwise disrespecting it (with the possible exception of divots on penalty spots - think Beckham) - will be given a yellow card"
(* not to be confused with a "bitch-slap")
I recall punching the pitch in frustration once (think of Bayern's Ghanaian defender - Kuffour? - at the end of the 1999 Champions League final after United pinched it late courtesy of Teddy & 'the baby-faced assassin') It hurt, enough. Surely slapping it won't alleviate any pain felt if you've a genuine injury?
But BBC showing their "99 days to go", and just recently the 1990 WC Final, where the Argentines had 2 sent-off. Looking back, straight reds were a bit harsh (I felt - yet they were dirty in that game). But in both incidents, the overacting.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26444703
Notice the (very athletic) pirouette from Herr Klinsmann, and then the 'pitch-slap'* that comes after. Should've known that he'd be one of the early protagonists!
New rule for FIFA to chew-over. "Anyone caught abusing the pitch - slapping it, punching it, or otherwise disrespecting it (with the possible exception of divots on penalty spots - think Beckham) - will be given a yellow card"
(* not to be confused with a "bitch-slap")
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Exceptions allowed for stubbed toe and football to the nutsack
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Aw man, stubbed little toe.
Comparable to childbirth (for a few minutes at least?)
Comparable to childbirth (for a few minutes at least?)
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Quite right too. Now I'm not saying childbirth doesn't probably smart a bit, but a stubbed little toe, now that's pain!
WheresWally/ScottMcGarvey wrote:Aw man, stubbed little toe.
Comparable to childbirth (for a few minutes at least?)
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Re: I've never quite got this...
I would so like one of you to experience the pain of childbirth for an hour. Just an hour. Not long.
Then come back and tell me a stubbed toe is worse.
Yup - I've bitten!
Then come back and tell me a stubbed toe is worse.
Yup - I've bitten!
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Ziggy Sawdust wrote:I would so like one of you to experience the pain of childbirth for an hour. Just an hour. Not long.
Then come back and tell me a stubbed toe is worse.
Yup - I've bitten!
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Treading on a 3 pin plug.
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Take a size 9 to your two veg, Ziggy, then we'll talk.
Not many men will ask for a second kick whereas a great many women will quickly long for another sprog.
Case closed.
Not many men will ask for a second kick whereas a great many women will quickly long for another sprog.
Case closed.
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Re: I've never quite got this...
Agreed. The human race would be extinct if it were up to men to give birth.HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife wrote:Take a size 9 to your two veg, Ziggy, then we'll talk.
Not many men will ask for a second kick whereas a great many women will quickly long for another sprog.
Case closed.
Re: I've never quite got this...
Ziggy Sawdust wrote:Agreed. The human race would be extinct if it were up to men to give birth.HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife wrote:Take a size 9 to your two veg, Ziggy, then we'll talk.
Not many men will ask for a second kick whereas a great many women will quickly long for another sprog.
Case closed.
Re: I've never quite got this...
Five and a half ounces of cork and leather bowled at 70mph+ straight in the wedding vegetables doesn't get shaken off in a hurry. And wearing a box doesn't make it hurt any less, it just prevents them getting liquified.
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Re: I've never quite got this...
I'm with Ziggy.
A glancing blow to the testes is crippling but it can't be fun squeezing a melon through an opening designed for a plum.
Tell you what chaps...here's your choice.
Kick to the dangly bits
or ****** a basketball
tough call but I'm going with 1.
A glancing blow to the testes is crippling but it can't be fun squeezing a melon through an opening designed for a plum.
Tell you what chaps...here's your choice.
Kick to the dangly bits
or ****** a basketball
tough call but I'm going with 1.
Div III. Call it what it is.
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