Anyone getting married soon?
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Anyone getting married soon?
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
Why?
Marriage is a union between two people. All these elaborate forced-fun boll*x videos are probably why divorce rates are through the roof. I don't think I'd do a jig if I won £100m on the Euromillions so I sure as hell am not doing it on front of a poor captive audience of friends and family who are obliged to be there for MY SPECIAL DAY dammit.
Someone needs to raise the bar and etch "WILL YOU MARRY ME" on the moon with a frickin laser then maybe these oh-so-crazy dweebs will go back to shuffling paperwork and devolve back into the soulless yes men they really are.
Marriage is a union between two people. All these elaborate forced-fun boll*x videos are probably why divorce rates are through the roof. I don't think I'd do a jig if I won £100m on the Euromillions so I sure as hell am not doing it on front of a poor captive audience of friends and family who are obliged to be there for MY SPECIAL DAY dammit.
Someone needs to raise the bar and etch "WILL YOU MARRY ME" on the moon with a frickin laser then maybe these oh-so-crazy dweebs will go back to shuffling paperwork and devolve back into the soulless yes men they really are.
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
What happened to tradition ?
In the past being the Best Man consisted of just organising the stag night, embarrassing your mate during the speech and, attempting to get off with the Bridesmaids. Now it seems you have to prance around like an extra from bleedin' Glee.
Where's the Grumpy Old Git smiley ?
In the past being the Best Man consisted of just organising the stag night, embarrassing your mate during the speech and, attempting to get off with the Bridesmaids. Now it seems you have to prance around like an extra from bleedin' Glee.
Where's the Grumpy Old Git smiley ?
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
Pompski! wrote:Why?
Marriage is a union between two people. All these elaborate forced-fun boll*x videos are probably why divorce rates are through the roof. I don't think I'd do a jig if I won £100m on the Euromillions so I sure as hell am not doing it on front of a poor captive audience of friends and family who are obliged to be there for MY SPECIAL DAY dammit.
Someone needs to raise the bar and etch "WILL YOU MARRY ME" on the moon with a frickin laser then maybe these oh-so-crazy dweebs will go back to shuffling paperwork and devolve back into the soulless yes men they really are.
If I etched anything on to the moon with a laser it would probably be "Not Cheese".
...or "Airline pilots beware of lasers".
Pompski - you've borne the mantle of grumpy ol' git for far too long.
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
Thanks this has bought me a few more years reprive from my Mrs wanting to tie the knott.
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
I agree. I blame the Yanks.The Beautiful Game wrote:What happened to tradition ?
In the past being the Best Man consisted of just organising the stag night, embarrassing your mate during the speech and, attempting to get off with the Bridesmaids. Now it seems you have to prance around like an extra from bleedin' Glee.
Where's the Grumpy Old Git smiley ?
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
Nice bit of fun, imho.the_lock_man wrote:You've got a lot to live up to.
http://www.verygoodwork.com/someones-ju ... bar-video/
Must've taken hours and hours of rehearsal.
Not my style, however - simple registry office job for me and would've avoided that if I could....
.... but if you're extrovert then why not do something daft...
....like whatsisname from McFly....
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
Crikey - that was a bit special. If I'd been his mother, I'd be bawling my eyes out. He's a bit of a show off though!
This wedding lark is getting totally out of hand. My son is having to fly back to the UK for one of his best mates weddings (fair enough) but then they fly to Krakow for the stag party - and then all fly the next weekend to the South of France for the wedding. Costing him a feckin' fortune. I think it's unreasonable to expect friends to do all that.
This wedding lark is getting totally out of hand. My son is having to fly back to the UK for one of his best mates weddings (fair enough) but then they fly to Krakow for the stag party - and then all fly the next weekend to the South of France for the wedding. Costing him a feckin' fortune. I think it's unreasonable to expect friends to do all that.
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
So, he can't actually sing then.Earl Grey wrote:Nice bit of fun, imho.the_lock_man wrote:You've got a lot to live up to.
http://www.verygoodwork.com/someones-ju ... bar-video/
Must've taken hours and hours of rehearsal.
Not my style, however - simple registry office job for me and would've avoided that if I could....
.... but if you're extrovert then why not do something daft...
....like whatsisname from McFly....
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Re: Anyone getting married soon?
Yep. You see things like this and suddenly their gun laws make sense.Pompski! wrote:I agree. I blame the Yanks.The Beautiful Game wrote:What happened to tradition ?
In the past being the Best Man consisted of just organising the stag night, embarrassing your mate during the speech and, attempting to get off with the Bridesmaids. Now it seems you have to prance around like an extra from bleedin' Glee.
Where's the Grumpy Old Git smiley ?
“To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink"
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LOL, post of the year contenderThe Beautiful Game wrote:Yep. You see things like this and suddenly their gun laws make sense.Pompski! wrote:I agree. I blame the Yanks.
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