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The Hitachi Bum Wiper??

Whatever happened to walking?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-28353491
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Talking of laziness...

..you know those moving walkways at airports? And you know those lazy people who just dump their luggage on them and don't move, blocking the way for everyone else? Is it just me who thinks that the world would be a much better place if it were legal to shoot these people?
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Yet another step closer to....

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Miss Tickle's bottom wrote:Talking of laziness...

..you know those moving walkways at airports? And you know those lazy people who just dump their luggage on them and don't move, blocking the way for everyone else? Is it just me who thinks that the world would be a much better place if it were legal to shoot these people?
I always come rushing up and have them move out of the way of my trolley, even if I am in no hurry.

It's the only way they'll learn.
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I want a personal hovercraft.
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Miss Tickle's bottom wrote:Talking of laziness...

..you know those moving walkways at airports? And you know those lazy people who just dump their luggage on them and don't move, blocking the way for everyone else? Is it just me who thinks that the world would be a much better place if it were legal to shoot these people?
They're definitely in the queue to be shot. First up is the women (and men) who bling up like Mr T because they're taking a flight, and usually in economy. Then we watch as they slowly dismantle themselves before going through the metal detector. Which then goes off because 'I forgot this one'. Beepbeepbeep. 'And that one'. Now we wait for the body search. But now it gets really frustrating as they slowly put everything back on, while blocking everyone else from going through. They'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes. In the meantime, I'd make them strip down and put on a skanky t-shirt and sweatpants from unclaimed luggage for the entire flight.
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Pompski! wrote:I want a personal hovercraft.

Just sit on and fart into a punctured hot water bottle.
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Weybridge wrote:
Miss Tickle's bottom wrote:Talking of laziness...

..you know those moving walkways at airports? And you know those lazy people who just dump their luggage on them and don't move, blocking the way for everyone else? Is it just me who thinks that the world would be a much better place if it were legal to shoot these people?
They're definitely in the queue to be shot. First up is the women (and men) who bling up like Mr T because they're taking a flight, and usually in economy. Then we watch as they slowly dismantle themselves before going through the metal detector. Which then goes off because 'I forgot this one'. Beepbeepbeep. 'And that one'. Now we wait for the body search. But now it gets really frustrating as they slowly put everything back on, while blocking everyone else from going through. They'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes. In the meantime, I'd make them strip down and put on a skanky t-shirt and sweatpants from unclaimed luggage for the entire flight.
There will always be somebody on an aeroplane who is determined to stand up until the last possible moment, not giving a care how many people he (it's always a he) annoys. He'd be towards the front of your queue, too.
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HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife wrote:
Miss Tickle's bottom wrote:Talking of laziness...

..you know those moving walkways at airports? And you know those lazy people who just dump their luggage on them and don't move, blocking the way for everyone else? Is it just me who thinks that the world would be a much better place if it were legal to shoot these people?
I always come rushing up and have them move out of the way of my trolley, even if I am in no hurry.

It's the only way they'll learn.
What's the point of them? So you can get to your gate 3 minutes earlier? It's a stupid invention though not as stupid as Milkins' sit on thing (ooh er mister!). Seems a bit insulting to people in wheelchairs who have no choice.
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Ziggy Sawdust wrote:
HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife wrote:
Miss Tickle's bottom wrote:Talking of laziness...

..you know those moving walkways at airports? And you know those lazy people who just dump their luggage on them and don't move, blocking the way for everyone else? Is it just me who thinks that the world would be a much better place if it were legal to shoot these people?
I always come rushing up and have them move out of the way of my trolley, even if I am in no hurry.

It's the only way they'll learn.
What's the point of them? So you can get to your gate 3 minutes earlier? It's a stupid invention though not as stupid as Milkins' sit on thing (ooh er mister!). Seems a bit insulting to people in wheelchairs who have no choice.

I prefer to think it gives you 3 more minutes in the bar...
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* {|:¬)> Milkins wrote:The Hitachi Bum Wiper??

Whatever happened to walking?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-28353491

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