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Fratton End Exile
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This Years Fringe Jokes

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Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

1."I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.

2."I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set" - Masai Graham.

3."Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.

4."I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos" - Bec Hill.

5."I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me" - Ria Lina.

6."Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal" - Paul F Taylor.

7."Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying" - Scott Capurro.

8."I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven" - Jason Cook.

9."This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it" - Felicity Ward.
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Re: This Years Fringe Jokes

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Tim Vine does it again. My favourite.
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Re: This Years Fringe Jokes

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I just walked in to this shop and some bloke threw a pint of milk, a block of cheese and some eggs at me. I thought, "How f**king dairy!".
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Re: This Years Fringe Jokes

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Oi 'ad t' say thart one in a Zummerset accent to understarnd it :)
HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife wrote:I just walked in to this shop and some bloke threw a pint of milk, a block of cheese and some eggs at me. I thought, "How f**king dairy!".
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