But he signed some, top, top, top, top, players!
Sandra, err... Sandro, triffic - they call 'im the beast y'know!
Niko Kranjcar - for the FOURTH time.
Liverpool prospect Jack Robinson (only a kid, so straight on loan to Huddersfield).
Rio Ferdinand said he had the phone 'glued' to his ear all day, and was 'looking forward to seeing all the new faces tomorrow'...
But... No Lassana Diarra (envelopes too small at the Lokomotiv end) "I signed him for £5m, sold him to Madrid for £22m (funny I thought it was 20m euro's - more like £18m, and as Kate pointed out, once we'd settled the sell-on clauses, we netted more like £4m apparently), anyways, he's not signed.
Remy out (wouldn't have gone down well)
..and Mr Derflu, he was keen (after realising now that Toronto is *not* in the USA)
, but they wanted to keep him for the play-offs. So no signing him for the 5th (?) time. 'feckin triffic!! 