Can Pomp please explain...

[This Time Next Year]

...what the hell is going on with Miss Robson's left arm in this picture?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/33631216

[Milkins]

...what the hell is going on with Miss Robson's left arm in this picture?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/33631216

...and, once he's looked, ask "Pomp, what are you doing with your right arm?"

[Weybridge]

...what the hell is going on with Miss Robson's left arm in this picture?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/33631216

...and, once he's looked, ask "Pomp, what are you doing with your right arm?"

The way Pomp bangs on about her, I think his right arm must look like Robson's left.

[Pompski!]

...what the hell is going on with Miss Robson's left arm in this picture?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/33631216

Bingo wings.

[pomp 'n circumstance]

...what the hell is going on with Miss Robson's left arm in this picture?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/33631216

Bingo wings.

Whatever Gorgeous Laura does with her left arm, is entirely her private business - she can do no wrong. This has merely been posted to upset me and solicit as much smutty schoolboy humour as possible at her expense. TTNY - you are off my Christmas List and officially a cad and a bounder. You have ruined my evening and I shall retire early with an acceptable claret to sooth the fevered brow......