While strolling around the Marina this morning about 7 am., I noticed a character shouting "Allahu Akbar" and "Death to all infidels" then suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
My Duty as a Citizen
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Re: My Duty as a Citizen
Nice one, pompeymickpompeymick wrote:While strolling around the Marina this morning about 7 am., I noticed a character shouting "Allahu Akbar" and "Death to all infidels" then suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
Snigger....eltorrro wrote:I know why - you used second class stamps!! You cheap skate!!! (but well done)
Stop looking for solutions to symptoms and start identifying the disease.
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