Pompey Vs Crawley (BFTG)

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Just on the bizarre Main booking ........ why on earth would he dive? He might of clumsily tripped..........

Now Pompey Penguin you disappoint me. I cannot allow you to get away with the construction "might of".
I would send you to Pomp's study for six of the best but I fear Pomp is actually one of our worst offenders when it comes to grammatical rectitude, preferring as he does to concentrate on flair whilst allowing artistic latitude to atone for his errors.

Oh dear. I hang my head in shame...

I think one full stop would have been sufficient there