I met a girl.......
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I met a girl.......
She had a dozen nipples.
Sounds odd, dozen tit.....
Sounds odd, dozen tit.....
I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
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I met a German bloke who never bought more than a single mug of beer at the bar, tight bugger.
Think his name was Einstein.
Think his name was Einstein.
Stop looking for solutions to symptoms and start identifying the disease.
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Re: I met a girl.......
Knew a girl from out West
She was lots of fun
Carried two .44's
And a gun
She was lots of fun
Carried two .44's
And a gun
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Re: I met a girl.......
Someone on our own forum (Tractor Boys.com) had this exact same thing a few weeks ago. Maybe they didn't receive the reaction they had hoped for but people see humour in different things and on different levels ?Locky_McLockface wrote:She had a dozen nipples.
Sounds odd, dozen tit.....
While on the subject of jokes watched 'The Breakfast Club' recently when it was on television and not for the first time, wondered what the punchline was to that joke about the woman entering the bar with a poodle under one arm (and something else under the other) and it gets cut short by the character falling through the roof and we never learn the rest of it.
Answers on a postcard if someone knows what the end response was. (should have been)
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Rude word alert...condition red.Quantum of Stowmarket wrote:Someone on our own forum (Tractor Boys.com) had this exact same thing a few weeks ago. Maybe they didn't receive the reaction they had hoped for but people see humour in different things and on different levels ?Locky_McLockface wrote:She had a dozen nipples.
Sounds odd, dozen tit.....
While on the subject of jokes watched 'The Breakfast Club' recently when it was on television and not for the first time, wondered what the punchline was to that joke about the woman entering the bar with a poodle under one arm (and something else under the other) and it gets cut short by the character falling through the roof and we never learn the rest of it.
Answers on a postcard if someone knows what the end response was. (should have been)
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.'
The blonde says "I definitely do, after what just happened to me."
The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?"
The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
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