Lettuce shortage

[Locky_McLockface]

[itsaintfunny]

Its the tip of the Iceberg .

[Pompski!]

It's funny cos it's true.

[Berkshire Blue]

Is it Cos of the weather?

[Berkshire Blue]

Sorry - picked that reply too slowly.

[Milkins]

Yep, it was a little gem.

[Weybridge]

Yep, it was a little gem.

That Romaine's to be seen.

[RubiconCSL]

Pesticides are the answer; lettuce pray.

[pompeygunner]

I think you all deserve the Rocket after those replies.

[The Cincinnati Kid]

leaf it alone y'all

So what is this anyways?...y'all are restricted to 3 heads of lettuce and a monster portion of broccoli?
Well....try and muddle through these difficult times...stick together, best of British and all that.
This could be your second finest hour if y'all can avoid the street riots.
Peace love and understanding and all that.

[brian lewis]

I'm in Spain no shortage of salad leaf here, or courgette, so much it's in the reduced section! Anyway it's winter surely it's cabbage and swede and carrot and stew? You remember; Great British vegetables. Brexit now!!!

[Weybridge]

leaf it alone y'all

So what is this anyways?...y'all are restricted to 3 heads of lettuce and a monster portion of broccoli?
Well....try and muddle through these difficult times...stick together, best of British and all that.
This could be your second finest hour if y'all can avoid the street riots.
Peace love and understanding and all that.

Don't mock. These are dark times. Its difficult contemplating an immediate future of not being able to buy 4 iceberg lettuces in a single supermarket visit. How will I survive without this lack of calories and limited nutritional value?

[The Cincinnati Kid]

Take yer iceberg and quarter it.
Add Blue cheese dressing, bacon, tomato and cheese.
Serves 4
Good with a side of broccoli ....or a side of cow

y'all can feed a family of 4, 3 times a day!
(rumblings from the south stand recalling post WWII rationing)

[Berkshire Blue]

It would seem that it is not to everyones taste, as someone appears to have thrown up on the iceberg!

[The Cincinnati Kid]

It would seem that it is not to everyones taste, as someone appears to have thrown up on the iceberg!

yes...definatly C- for presentation. Its supposed to be curvy side up for starters. Also, Americans have a fantastic talent for turning healthy foods into heart attacks...hey ho....looks good...be better covered with bleu cheese and bacon though.