Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said "I'm good - but not ready for competition yet".
Absolute filth
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Re: Absolute filth
This Time Next Oik wrote:Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said "I'm good - but not ready for competition yet".
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