Intellectual Joke-du-Jour

[Locky_McLockface]

Descartes walks into a bar, the barman says, "Evenin' Mr. Descartes, is it the usual today?" Descartes replies, "Today, I think not." And he vanishes.

[miltoninLA]

I walked into a bar recently .... and this young beautiful woman walks up to me and says in a slightly slurred voice .... buy me a drink ... so we sit and chat for a while ...then she leaned in close and whispered in my ear " I want you to make me feel like a real woman" ...So I take of my jacket and tell her ... this needs ironing.

[Earl Grey]

Van Gogh walks into a bar. Landlord says, "What would you like to drink, sir?". Van Gogh goes, "Eh?"

[Bluesbro']

Van Gogh walks into a bar. Landlord says, "What would you like to drink, sir?". Van Gogh goes, "Eh?"

Surely the punchline should be "Nah, got one 'ere.

[Earl Grey]

Van Gogh walks into a bar. Landlord says, "What would you like to drink, sir?". Van Gogh goes, "Eh?"

Surely the punchline should be "Nah, got one 'ere.

Now THAT is a much better joke, Bluesbro

[Earl Grey]

Pablo Picasso's sat in a cafe drinking coffee. He calls the proprietor over and voices a complaint about the sugar.
The landlord says,
"Look here, you moaned about my waitress who's black - that's racism.
You also moaned about my elderly customers - that's ageism.
Now you're unhappy my sugar comes in cubes!"

[RubiconCSL]

Clever. Took me a couple of reads to get that one

Pablo Picasso's sat in a cafe drinking coffee. He calls the proprietor over and voices a complaint about the sugar.
The landlord says,
"Look here, you moaned about my waitress who's black - that's racism.
You also moaned about my elderly customers - that's ageism.
Now you're unhappy my sugar comes in cubes!"