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By Pompey Penguin
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Almost a tradition on this board that we complain about these...

Funniest Joke of the Fringe has been won by Liverpool comedian Adam Rowe.

"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

The other jokes making the top ten were:

◾"I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring" - Leo Kearse
◾"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed" - Olaf Falafel
◾"In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me" - Daniel Audritt
◾"What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?" - Flo and Joan
◾"I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts" - Darren Walsh
◾"Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project" - Justin Moorhouse
◾"I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it" - Adele Cliff
◾"Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman
◾"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time" - Laura Lexx
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By Locky_McLockface
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The twonks on Wave105 this morning didn't get the Flo & Joan one. They thought "Flo & Joan" was the answer to the question, not the name of the act that told the joke. :roll:
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By The Cincinnati Kid
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Y'all can't hear this from Blighty but I cracked a mild chortle at the winner and maybe 1/3 of the rest.
No table thumping belly laugh though.

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