Private Dancer

formerly known as · Post by **formerly known as** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:12 pm

A dancer for money - I'll do what you want me to do...

But can't do Monday's and Friday's - 5 a side football and it plays havoc with my back..

Discreet entertainment for the discerning poster.

Dancing within a radius of 15 miles.

Contented clients include -

Vince Hilarious.
Mr Nuts (still owes £12.50)
Tinky Winky
Fez
and others..

Several board members now excluded for touching and under terms and conditions I can't name them.

PM me for details.

No charity dancing or animals.

Guernsey Blue · Post by **Guernsey Blue** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:07 pm

OAP discount on Wednesdays?

(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)

formerly known as · Post by **formerly known as** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:34 pm

Guernsey Blue wrote:OAP discount on Wednesdays?

(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)

Of course - if the chippie can take 50p off a small haddock, don't see why I can't...

and stop thinking of Bill and Shirl or Right Said Fred to give them their stage names..

Milkins · Post by **Milkins** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:29 am

"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."

Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.

Do we get binoculars?

formerly known as · Post by **formerly known as** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:05 pm

Milkins wrote:"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."

Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.

Do we get binoculars?

only in the corporate section..

Selsey Bill · Post by **Selsey Bill** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:04 pm

Guernsey Blue wrote:OAP discount on Wednesdays?

(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)

Oi GB, I believe you fall into the same age bracket as Sherl and I?

Guernsey Blue · Post by **Guernsey Blue** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:34 pm

Nowhere near mate, still got a 4 in front of mine....

Selsey Bill · Post by **Selsey Bill** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:43 pm

Guernsey Blue wrote:Nowhere near mate, still got a 4 in front of mine....

Well, you should use Oil of Ulay then.

jezzurp · Post by **jezzurp** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:17 am

LOL only just noticed this directory section. 'Contented' customer is an understatement... im a regular.

pomp 'n circumstance · Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:51 am

Widley Chimes wrote:
Milkins wrote:"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."

Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.

Do we get binoculars?

only in the corporate section..

Do you do 'extras' - you always used to......

Annie. · Post by **Annie.** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:15 pm

Oh flipping heck Pomp, you that bored. LOL LOL LOL.

Huntski · Post by **Huntski** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:31 pm

Milkins * {|:¬)> wrote:"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."

Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.

Do we get binoculars?

You'd probably need binoculars no matter how close you were sitting.

formerly known as · Post by **formerly known as** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:09 pm

Its now a radius of 10 miles, and Fridays are a big no no...

I'll be honest - business isn't booming.

Mr Nuts · Post by **Mr Nuts** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:57 pm

and petrol has gone up.

formerly known as · Post by **formerly known as** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:42 am

I blame Thatcher.

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