Irish Guy in a Lift.

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Irish Guy in a Lift.

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Skinny little Paddy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees little Paddy staring at him. He looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 35 stone, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown'.
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> Paddy faints and falls to the floor.
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> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you"?
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> In a weak voice Paddy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
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> The big man says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 35 stone, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown'.
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> "Turner Brown?... Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, Turn around"!
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Re: Irish Guy in a Lift.

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This actually made me fall on the floor laughing :D Brilliant!!
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