Sex in the Office.

Put all your funnies here.

Moderators: Chris_in_LA, lakespfc, Admin, General Mods

Post Reply
User avatar
Bluesbro'
Interim Manager
Posts: 5081
Joined: Thu May 18, 2006 9:12 pm
Location: SO31 (unfortunately)
Has liked: 1 time
Been liked: 4 times

Sex in the Office.

Post by Bluesbro' »

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down in time."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks "WHAT HAPPENED?????????"

She responded "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
User avatar
WheresWally/ScottMcGarvey
Sir Conan Doyle
Sir Conan Doyle
Posts: 4907
Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:35 pm

Re: Sex in the Office.

Post by WheresWally/ScottMcGarvey »

:D
Bloke who does Rubi's Fantasy League. SEE LATEST TABLES HERE: PREM,CHAMPS & now the CUP
Post Reply

Create an account or sign in to join the discussion

You need to be a member in order to post a reply

Create an account

Not a member? register to join our community
Members can start their own topics & subscribe to topics
It’s free and only takes a minute

Register

Sign in