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A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby you are so fat now your bum looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bed time, the man is asking for sex.The woman says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to handwash!"
I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
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