Pilots !

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Pilots !

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The jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on
its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.

"This is Capt Johnson. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I
want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy
your stay in Toronto."

He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now
hear the conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the
pilot,

"Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?

Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel
and take a massive crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess
out for supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna
wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and ****** her all
night."

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new
stewardess.

She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to
try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down
the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he's
gonna take a ****** first!"
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