A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can’t believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
“Excuse me do I know you?” he asks.
“Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids” she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says “****** hell are you the bird I sh****d on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?”
“No” she replies “I am your son’s English teacher!”
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"To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible."
Thomas Aquinas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q
Thomas Aquinas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q
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