Careful !

[past memories]

A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the
boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a
fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, shooting him right
through the penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.

When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a
marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the
doctor gave him a business card.

"This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to
see him."

The guy says, "Is your brother a doctor?"

"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to
put your fingers so you don't ****** in your eye."