Private Dancer
Moderators: Chris_in_LA, lakespfc, Admin, General Mods
Forum rules
Please don't use this forum for advertising items for sale; it is for plying your trade. So, if you have a business that you think others on here might just be looking for; add a topic.
To make it easier to search, please use the following format for the subject line: "BUSINESS TYPE: LOCATION: One Liner" e.g. "INTERIOR DESIGN: Bournemouth: Specialising in home make-overs". Then put your full details in the body of the topic.
Please don't use this forum for advertising items for sale; it is for plying your trade. So, if you have a business that you think others on here might just be looking for; add a topic.
To make it easier to search, please use the following format for the subject line: "BUSINESS TYPE: LOCATION: One Liner" e.g. "INTERIOR DESIGN: Bournemouth: Specialising in home make-overs". Then put your full details in the body of the topic.
-
- Kev the Kitman
- Posts: 4303
- Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 7:37 am
Private Dancer
A dancer for money - I'll do what you want me to do...
But can't do Monday's and Friday's - 5 a side football and it plays havoc with my back..
Discreet entertainment for the discerning poster.
Dancing within a radius of 15 miles.
Contented clients include -
Vince Hilarious.
Mr Nuts (still owes £12.50)
Tinky Winky
Fez
and others..
Several board members now excluded for touching and under terms and conditions I can't name them.
PM me for details.
No charity dancing or animals.
But can't do Monday's and Friday's - 5 a side football and it plays havoc with my back..
Discreet entertainment for the discerning poster.
Dancing within a radius of 15 miles.
Contented clients include -
Vince Hilarious.
Mr Nuts (still owes £12.50)
Tinky Winky
Fez
and others..
Several board members now excluded for touching and under terms and conditions I can't name them.
PM me for details.
No charity dancing or animals.
Real fans eat Angel Delight...
-
- Billy The Boot Boy
- Posts: 1088
- Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 6:22 pm
- Location: West Coast of Guernsey, aka Paradise
Re: Private Dancer
OAP discount on Wednesdays?
(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)
(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)
I daren't think too much, so I drink too much
-
- Kev the Kitman
- Posts: 4303
- Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 7:37 am
Re: Private Dancer
Guernsey Blue wrote:OAP discount on Wednesdays?
(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)
Of course - if the chippie can take 50p off a small haddock, don't see why I can't...
and stop thinking of Bill and Shirl or Right Said Fred to give them their stage names..
Real fans eat Angel Delight...
- Milkins
- Interim Manager
- Posts: 5438
- Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 4:59 pm
- Location: Behind a beer glass
- Been liked: 4 times
Re: Private Dancer
"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."
Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.
Do we get binoculars?
Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.
Do we get binoculars?
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
-
- Kev the Kitman
- Posts: 4303
- Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 7:37 am
Re: Private Dancer
Milkins wrote:"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."
Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.
Do we get binoculars?
only in the corporate section..
Real fans eat Angel Delight...
- Selsey Bill
- Interim Manager
- Posts: 6312
- Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:25 pm
- Has liked: 60 times
- Been liked: 69 times
Re: Private Dancer
Oi GB, I believe you fall into the same age bracket as Sherl and I?Guernsey Blue wrote:OAP discount on Wednesdays?
(Just thinking of Bill and Sherl, obviously...)
-
- Billy The Boot Boy
- Posts: 1088
- Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 6:22 pm
- Location: West Coast of Guernsey, aka Paradise
Re: Private Dancer
Nowhere near mate, still got a 4 in front of mine....
I daren't think too much, so I drink too much
- Selsey Bill
- Interim Manager
- Posts: 6312
- Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:25 pm
- Has liked: 60 times
- Been liked: 69 times
Re: Private Dancer
Well, you should use Oil of Ulay then.Guernsey Blue wrote:Nowhere near mate, still got a 4 in front of mine....
Re: Private Dancer
LOL only just noticed this directory section. 'Contented' customer is an understatement... im a regular.
4-1! again?
-
- Kev the Kitman
- Posts: 4767
- Joined: Fri May 12, 2006 9:39 am
- Location: London
Re: Private Dancer
Do you do 'extras' - you always used to......Widley Chimes wrote:Milkins wrote:"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."
Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.
Do we get binoculars?
only in the corporate section..
Re: Private Dancer
You'd probably need binoculars no matter how close you were sitting.Milkins * {|:¬)> wrote:"Dancing within a radius of 15 miles."
Not much chance of the "no touch" rule having to be applied then.
Do we get binoculars?
Remember, excuses are like A-holes, everyone has got one.
-
- Kev the Kitman
- Posts: 4303
- Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 7:37 am
Re: Private Dancer
Its now a radius of 10 miles, and Fridays are a big no no...
I'll be honest - business isn't booming.
I'll be honest - business isn't booming.
-
- Kev the Kitman
- Posts: 4303
- Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 7:37 am
Create an account or sign in to join the discussion
You need to be a member in order to post a reply
Create an account
Not a member? register to join our community
Members can start their own topics & subscribe to topics
It’s free and only takes a minute