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The very corniest jokes thread

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:56 pm
by Annie.
Come on, there have got to be loads of bad ones out there.

I shall start......

A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and shouts out








'THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!'.

Re: The very corniest jokes thread

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:54 pm
by Annie.
OH well, it was worth a try.......

Re: The very corniest jokes thread

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:38 pm
by blitzoid
I saw a baby sheep sealed in plastic the other day.
It was laminated.

Re: The very corniest jokes thread

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:27 pm
by Annie.
Bless you Blitzoid.....

Here I go again.

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
Thepsychiatrist says..............................













"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."