Pinocchio
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:32 am
One night, Pinocchio's girlfriend says to him, "This stinks. Every time we make love I get splinters."
So Pinocchio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice. Gepetto says, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need."
A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says, "So how are you doing with the girls now?"
Pinocchio says, "Who needs girls?"
So Pinocchio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice. Gepetto says, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need."
A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says, "So how are you doing with the girls now?"
Pinocchio says, "Who needs girls?"