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Passport Control in Paris
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:17 pm
by Da_Bish
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, I'm just here for a few days."
Re: Passport Control in Paris
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:30 pm
by pomp 'n circumstance
Ironic joke of the year from Da Bish -wasted of course on the little oiks on here!
Think I'll go hang out my washing on the Maginot Line, whilst I figure a way to adapt the joke to coincide with our fuhrer's visits to Poland
Re: Passport Control in Paris
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:56 pm
by ddavis
pomp 'n circumstance wrote:Ironic joke of the year from Da Bish -wasted of course on the little oiks on here!
Think I'll go hang out my washing on the Maginot Line, whilst I figure a way to adapt the joke to coincide with our fuhrer's visits to Poland
It's not wasted, it just happens to be older than Angela Merkel herself.
Re: Passport Control in Paris
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:50 pm
by Da_Bish
Well, Pomp... I could suggest something along the lines of peace in our time?
Re: Passport Control in Paris
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:56 am
by pomp 'n circumstance
Da_Bish wrote:Well, Pomp... I could suggest something along the lines of peace in our time?
Neville Chamberlain: 'I have today negotiated with Herr Hitler 'peace in our time'.
Hitler: I haf today signed zis paper to allow peace in our time - 'A piece of Poland, a piece of Yugoslavia, a piece of Holland, a piece of France.....tomorrow the world!'
Lost in translation perhaps?