I love Boris

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HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife
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Re: I love Boris

Post by HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife »

Wimbledon Blue wrote:He isn't stupid

In April 2007 Johnson was called upon to resign by the MPs for the city of Portsmouth after claiming in a column for GQ that the city was "one of the most depressed towns in Southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs"
So, not much progress in 250 years then.
In 1758, James Wolfe wrote:"The necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth."
Chopper Dave
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Re: I love Boris

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Seb Coe to rescue the UK from the next Labour Ball's up. I might put some money on that.
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Re: I love Boris

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I love the way that, against the current call for schoolkids to have compulsory sport for two hours per week, Boris wants schoolkids to have compulsory sports for two hours a day!
He's such a good advert for the well-tuned athletic frame.....not!
He pushes Ed Balls close for that Billy Bunter role should the BBC ever decide to bring the greedy Greyfriars pupil back......(Lawks alordy, bags I'm first at the Tuck Shop, tee hee!).
Stop looking for solutions to symptoms and start identifying the disease.
Earlsfield Blue
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Re: I love Boris

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Milkins wrote:If anything, the buffoonery is masking the stupidity.

He's double bluffing - using eccentricity to make people think he's actually quite intelligent whereas, in fact, he's a twerp with little grip on political realities.

Having said that, I would love him to be the new Tory leader just for the mirth it will provide.

Do not be fooled - he has the worldly wisdom of a single cell organism.

...and, in respect of those who would cry "Evidence!", of course I have no factual basis for these comments but I do know a kn0bhead when I see one.
No evidence? For someone with designs on winning the votes of the nation his comments on the citizens of (at the very least) Hull, Liverpool and Portsmouth were fabulously inept. He makes Frankie Boyle seem like a man endowed with the sensitivity and tact of a grief counsellor.
Harry Harris Left Hook
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Re: I love Boris

Post by Harry Harris Left Hook »

He is no fool - Oxford degrees in Classics do not come in Cornflakes packets. But considering his greedy Tory class politics and his personal behaviour (Bullingdon Club loutishness and vandalism, comments about Liverpool and Portsmouth, adultery and lying about it afterwards), he is a swine.
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Re: I love Boris

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Harry Harris Left Hook wrote:...Bullingdon Club loutishness and vandalism, comments about Liverpool and Portsmouth, adultery and lying about it afterwards...
Plotting with a mate to have a journalist beaten up...
Earlsfield Blue
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Re: I love Boris

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... and chips wrote:
Harry Harris Left Hook wrote:...Bullingdon Club loutishness and vandalism, comments about Liverpool and Portsmouth, adultery and lying about it afterwards...
Plotting with a mate to have a journalist beaten up...

So not entirely bad then.
HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife
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Re: I love Boris

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... and chips wrote:
Harry Harris Left Hook wrote:...Bullingdon Club loutishness and vandalism, comments about Liverpool and Portsmouth, adultery and lying about it afterwards...
Plotting with a mate to have a journalist beaten up...
Is this as rock-solid as your "Male rowers given BMWs but not the women" story?
paint it blue
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Re: I love Boris

Post by paint it blue »

Milkins wrote:
the_lock_man wrote:
Milkins wrote: I do know a kn0bhead when I see one.
Years of practice looking in the mirror? :wink:

Standards are definitely slipping on this board.
We have standards?This is news to me!!
sorry we don't do red and white
Number 1 Jasper
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Re: I love Boris

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Ziggy Stardust wrote:I can't decide if the man's a buffoon or a genius.
The man is very smart IMHO , Not to be trusted mind you but no fool.........
"I love the night. The day is okay and the sun can be fun. But I live to see those rays slip away"
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Re: I love Boris

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I find him a Ricky Gervais type, but unfunny and embarrassing, actually no, they're the same..
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