Pornado

[Pompski!]

Apparently there was once a spate of 'attacks' where someone would pounce on such bods and attach a sizeable padlock to their ear.

That's a brilliant idea!

Body modification aint too bad. Look at this stunner... 0:39 onwards...
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[Mickemo]

At last I've met some others who share my intense dislike for tattoos

My wife used to love David Beckhams body until he "ruined himself with those ugly dirty tattoos". Now of course she prefers me (yeah right)

why oh why would you want to disfigure yourself in such a way. The tattoo may look ok initially but what happens 40 to 50 years down the road, you're going to look pretty daft as an OAP with some faded picture of something you can even remember what it was or why you had it tattooed on you.

Tattoo = Weak willed Lemming

I genuinely think that there will be a large market for tattoo removal in 10 to 15 years when the youth of today realise their stupid mistake and look to get them lasered off

And don't even get me started with those stupid ear hole things

[Earl Grey]

When I was a young hooligan back in the Sixties a mate and I made a pact:
If Pompey ever won the FA cup we'd each have a tattoo of the Portsmouth crest done.
Well Pompey did win in 2008.
Neither of us has insisted on fulfilling that pact.
Phew!

[Pompski!]

When I was a young hooligan back in the Sixties a mate and I made a pact:
If Pompey ever won the FA cup we'd each have a tattoo of the Portsmouth crest done.
Well Pompey did win in 2008.
Neither of us has insisted on fulfilling that pact.
Phew!

I think we should all have tattoos done when Pompey win the Champions League.

[The Cincinnati Kid]

Well, I have it in good authority Ziggy Stardust has

"O When The Saints" Tattoed on her bottom and the artist didn't need to ink the O