Obama Injures himself in Wales

[The Cincinnati Kid]

Tripped over 73 consonants looking for a vowel

[The Cincinnati Kid]

Got a black eye when asking a local girl what was the quickest way to Cwm



I'm here all night folks.

[Weybridge]

He wasn't talking to Bridgend teenagers was he?

[The Cincinnati Kid]

You'll have to explain that one to me Weybridge.
I'm only firing on lowbrow gags this morning

Michelle asked POTUS if he was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllatysiliogogogoch.

He said: “How can you say such a thing?”

[The Cincinnati Kid]

Welsh drum roll



b dm tsh

[Weybridge]

You'll have to explain that one to me Weybridge.
I'm only firing on lowbrow gags this morning
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Bridgend (small town in Wales) suffers an abnormally high teen suicide rate - more than double anywhere else in the country. And the weird thing is - they all hang themselves.

[The Cincinnati Kid]

You'll have to explain that one to me Weybridge.
I'm only firing on lowbrow gags this morning
?”

Bridgend (small town in Wales) suffers an abnormally high teen suicide rate - more than double anywhere else in the country. And the weird thing is - they all hang themselves.

Bizzarre!

I actually know Wales well.....Old man Kid is Welsh, spent much time living in Abertillary/Blaina...'bout 30 miles north of Newport.....and...apparently when I was a strapping young man of 6, Old man Kid had a naval posting to N. Wales and I used to come home from school speaking fluent Welsh. I can still count to 10 in Welsh but the rest is gone.

[This Time Next Year]

You'll have to explain that one to me Weybridge.
I'm only firing on lowbrow gags this morning
?”

Bridgend (small town in Wales) suffers an abnormally high teen suicide rate - more than double anywhere else in the country. And the weird thing is - they all hang themselves.

And it's not just Bridgend... around 50% of all towns suffer a higher than average teen suicide rate! FACT!

[Guernsey Blue]

"Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?"

"No, but I've often thought I'd like to"

"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the hillsides, terrorising people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throuat just to pronounce the place names. Ask for directions in Wales, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

[The Cincinnati Kid]

"Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?"

"No, but I've often thought I'd like to"

"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the hillsides, terrorising people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throuat just to pronounce the place names. Ask for directions in Wales, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

bwahahahahaha

Tell you what....I worked the bar at my uncles pub.....he had the Red Lion and the White Lion in Blaina Gwent.......those boyos can drink!

[HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife]

"Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?"

"No, but I've often thought I'd like to"

"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the hillsides, terrorising people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throuat just to pronounce the place names. Ask for directions in Wales, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

What's that from?

[Guernsey Blue]

"Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?"

"No, but I've often thought I'd like to"

"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the hillsides, terrorising people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throuat just to pronounce the place names. Ask for directions in Wales, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

What's that from?

Blackadder 3, when he's the butler.

Can't remember the exact context but Baldrick says something like "Well he IS the Prince of Wales" and the exchange above follows.

[The Cincinnati Kid]

"Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?"

"No, but I've often thought I'd like to"

"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the hillsides, terrorising people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throuat just to pronounce the place names. Ask for directions in Wales, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."

What's that from?

Blackadder 3, when he's the butler.

Can't remember the exact context but Baldrick says something like "Well he IS the Prince of Wales" and the exchange above follows.

Allow me

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[Milkins]

President Ybymwy's going home in a Newport ambiwlans.

Ambiwlans?? Seriously? If ever there was a made up word for a language, that's it.

[Pompey Wales]

We haven't had this kind of media coverage in Wales since Cardiff got to the FA Cup final and we all know what happened then