Joke du jour
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:38 pm
So, God went back to Noah, and said, "Noah, I need you to build me another ark."
And Noah said, "What, like the last one?"
So God said, "No, a bit taller, lots and lots of floors."
And Noah said, "Yeah, no problem, you want the animals to go in two-by-two again?"
And God said, "No, I just want fish."
So, Noah said, "Fish? Really?"
And God said, "Yeah, in fact just one species of fish - the carp."
"I've always wanted a Multi-Storey Carp Ark.........."
And Noah said, "What, like the last one?"
So God said, "No, a bit taller, lots and lots of floors."
And Noah said, "Yeah, no problem, you want the animals to go in two-by-two again?"
And God said, "No, I just want fish."
So, Noah said, "Fish? Really?"
And God said, "Yeah, in fact just one species of fish - the carp."
"I've always wanted a Multi-Storey Carp Ark.........."
