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Visit

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:02 am
by Donald J Trump
So, I'll be dropping by shortly. Clean up the place ffs and all protests on TV are obviously FAKE NEWS or paid protestors by George Soros and other leftie nutbuckets.
Boris for PM and put a shine on this place will you.


Re: Visit

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:44 pm
by Donald J Trump
So far, so good. My visit has been GREAT and there have been ZERO FAKE PROTESTS.
OK, there was the stone cold loser thing but lets face it, Mayor Jackass is a TOTAL FAIL.

Anyhow, i'll be in your town tomorrow then apparently we're all off to France for a trip to the beach.

Re: Visit

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:18 pm
by Thats Rich
Be very afraid. An anagram of Portsmouth is Shoot Trump.

Re: Visit

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:44 am
by Donald J Trump
I prefer the anagram that all the Portsmouth girls will be saying.

O Trumps hot

Re: Visit

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:09 am
by Mr Dee
Leave the sound down . See if you can guess which one is the liberal

Re: Visit

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:03 am
by The Cincinnati Kid
Always thought Barny McGrew were 2 guys.....WRONG....also.....Dibble is a big dude,,,,wouldn't mess with him.

Also, if you were writing that opening tune, who on earth but some pot head at the BBC would name BOTH the first 2 guys Pugh?

Re: Visit

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:35 pm
by Locky_McLockface
The Cincinnati Kid wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:03 am Always thought Barny McGrew were 2 guys.....WRONG....also.....Dibble is a big dude,,,,wouldn't mess with him.

Also, if you were writing that opening tune, who on earth but some pot head at the BBC would name BOTH the first 2 guys Pugh?
Erm, they're brothers, obviously they'll have the same surname.

Re: Visit

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:40 pm
by The Cincinnati Kid
Locky_McLockface wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:35 pm
The Cincinnati Kid wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:03 am Always thought Barny McGrew were 2 guys.....WRONG....also.....Dibble is a big dude,,,,wouldn't mess with him.

Also, if you were writing that opening tune, who on earth but some pot head at the BBC would name BOTH the first 2 guys Pugh?
Erm, they're brothers, obviously they'll have the same surname.
Well yes its obvious now but I was 4 back then. I didn't know Dylan on Magic Roundabout was a stoner either.