Thanks Selsey for the God Delusion. Worry yourself not, I'm au fait with groovy paper, and in fact using my witchcraft powers I turned the book into a kindle version so that Mohammed and cthulu don't laugh at me. When I'm done with it I'll try and share with my dad, but he's always out playing golf ...

Happy Birthday to me! - I'm in

Thanks Pompski! Looks much more interesting than my usual birthday reading! :thumb My lucky recipient of a gift is LiT, and as I'm pretty sure you used to have some sort of infatuation with Kate Winslet, (At least if I filed your prayers correctly then I know you have), I'm getting you this... Ms Wi...

Yes please

So my groovy followers one and all, how about I kick off my birthday celebrations with a gift for "From the ashes". Now I'm not on here enough to remember who has changed their names to who, I'm far too busy getting drunk with lepers to remember everyone's back story anyway. So I went for ...

Guess I better be in seeing as it's my birfday.

I have another confession. I murdered someone once, got arrested, went to court the works, got asked in court why I murdered the guy, I said "I had no need for him to be alive" and the judge let me off, threw the case out and fined the police for wasting the time of the court. Turned my da...

bell

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Nothing is as good for the soul as a confession, so all ye sinners upon this good board, come forth with your sins and they shall be cast from you. I'll start. Yesterday at a supermarket self service checkout, I spotted an abandoned tenner in the 'notes out' slot, so instead of handing it in, I pock...

How did you get hold of that!? I think we should be told!

Mouth

Mesmo wrote:

Number 1 Jasper wrote:Annex .

Holland

Dyke

Raving homosexual