One team in all white, goalkeeper in all orange - other team in all red. Game starts and very obviously this is between 2 Pub sides - team in red has dug out with large bloke in ill fitting bloke and small fat bloke in track suit. Game is too awful to describe and half time arrives - large fat bloke...

Good reporting, chaps - with cogent and carefully considered comment that made it all the more reasoned. The pressing game is a tough game to play consistently and it'll be interesting to see if they have the legs to continue this down this path, week in and week out..... Once again, Chaplin proves ...

Bingo! It's quite uncanny.....I'm indebted to your research SB - I thought I was having one of me turns, but no there it is for all to behold!

......of Nicola Sturgeon to one of the Krankies?

She was on the news today blathering on about referenda and would they or wouldn't they, when she turned her head at a certain angle and there it was - a definite Krankie appeared. Anyone else noticed this......?

The transfer market has just closed - in a flurry of business that has meant a total spend of over £1.5 billion.....yes £1.5 billion! The Premiership claim that this league is the best league in the world and yet it has failed to provide the winner of the European Cup for the last 10 years or so. Th...

Lost in Transportation wrote:After this incident last night, I fear Pomp won't be among us for some time...

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Oh no - another smutty schoolboy is among us! Gorgeous, pouting Laura did not let us down though - watched the whole match from Flushing Meadow and she's almost back in the big time!

Will someone enlighten me - who or what is the Checkatrade Cup? Is this the equivalent of what used to be the League Cup? Or is this just another way of cluttering up the fixture lists with yet more football that means very little to the fan base of most clubs. And Checkatrade? What do they do - are...

How's your wrist recovery coming along... I had hoped that we could avoid smutty schoolboy humour Porchester PFC, but as ever someone who should know better, breaks ground! I might have known it would be you, but will stop at castigating you which you obviously want me to do....... Quite right Pomp...

Yet again it seemed to be the inclusion of Chaplin, and then Hunt that made the difference. I've been saying this for a few games now, but I would love to see Cook start with Hunt. Apparently Forde pulled off a couple of cracking saves yet again. Looking at the video, I agree that Exeter could be a...

Portchester PFC wrote:How's your wrist recovery coming along...

I had hoped that we could avoid smutty schoolboy humour Porchester PFC, but as ever someone who should know better, breaks ground! I might have known it would be you, but will stop at castigating you which you obviously want me to do.......

.......that gorgeous, pouting Laura Robson is finally making a recovery from her wrist injury that has kept her off the tennis circuit for the last 18 months or so. She has now won 8 games on the bounce to make the 1st round of the US Open which starts on Monday. I shall be supporting her with a lar...

Perhaps I may add my humble contribution to the youthful genius that appears to be inhabiting this MB - at the risk of ruining the celebration, I shall leg it for the cellar and select an acceptable claret and decant it ready for my consumption later tonight. Well done lads - are either of you plann...

who is right ?? according to our very own amazing pundit David Forde is a calamity prone granddad, and yet..... a proven actual football manager has recalled him to the Republic Of Ireland squad. so should we listen to an acceptable claret infused rant based on a couple of newspaper reports, or the...

so we need to ditch the manager because he has never managed higher than league 1, we have to ditch the goalkeeper because he is old and wont be down with the kids, in which case Roberts and baker are out the door too. the current owners, (that's us) have never owned a club outside of league 2, so ...

Who exactly is doing all this moaning at the stadium anyways Pomp? Is it those damn kids or the older generation? It's the wrinklies that usually moan innit?....the kids are the ones with stupid haircuts and s41t music as I recall. The split in opinion between the wrinklies and the kids is difficul...