Hi Men,

I'm still very much in Ireland, on the bandwagon and trying to find CEEFAX for the football scores of a weekend.

New initiative from http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk:
Spot The Nosferatu.

Prize is a (small) bag of (Aldi) garlic

entries to:
Tesco Ltd.
Fratton Park
Frogmore Road
Portsmouth
PO4 8RA

Anyone who joined this board after Thu May 11, 2006 is, frankly, a plastic JCL.

I'd Love it, LOVE IT if Floppychops fetched up at Cardiff.

Thanks Gents. I believe I can hear a bandwagon starting up? The sun is coming out, tomorrow, tomorrow...

Hi Jasper.
I seem to recall an alternate reality where Southampton were struggling in the nether regions of the league and Pompey were stinking up the prem....spooky.

Yet another example of 'The Mandela Effect' The universe we inhabit has changed in the past twenty or thirty years and we now exist in a very slightly different parallel universe. http://mandelaeffect.com/berenstein-or-berenstain-bears WARNING: the above link will BLOW YOUR MIND . Especially if, lik...

On balance I may have rushed into that Noe Pamarot face tattoo.

Can anybody recommend a good tattoo artist who can perhaps reshape it to look like dogs playing poker?

Too soon to Proclaim Our Saviour?

Glued to the telly with a glutinous paste of your own design, no doubt, P&C

Just dropped a spam bomb in the massively neglected Business Directory...http://thepompeychimes.net/forum/viewto ... 20&t=71712

Seriously, there are cobwebs the size of bedsheets in there, and one lost looking lad in a Yeovil shirt, who can't find his way out.

‘Yohan’s absolutely gutted. He’s seen the mermaids singing, each to each. He does not think that they will sing to him’.

http://bit.ly/17P1vnr

Fantastic take on Bale, Levy and Perez from Ken Early in the Irish Times.

Taylor and Burton - a couple of Pompey heroes. The stormy relationship between Matt and Deon was one for the ages alright. Burton on Taylor "The most astonishingly self-contained, pulchritudinous, remote, removed, inaccessible woman I had ever seen. " Kevin Harper: " Eh, what?"

Mid-table with balanced books sounds good to me.

Most of your members are Mr. Nuts?