What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Anti-jokes
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