Politically correct football chants

[pompeypanther]

Doing the rounds on Twitter today, some good ones so far include:-

You're a piece of faecal matter, and are aware of this fact.
Today's match official is a person that enjoys frequently touching himself
Who consumed all the pastry based delicacies? Twas you obese person of no parentage.

And my own contribution:-

I invite your attempt if you consider you are sufficently capable.

tsk, tsk.

[Locky_McLockface]

Doing the rounds on Twitter today, some good ones so far include:-

You're a piece of faecal matter, and are aware of this fact.
Today's match official is a person that enjoys frequently touching himself
Who consumed all the pastry based delicacies? Twas you obese person of no parentage.

And my own contribution:-

I invite your attempt if you consider you are sufficently capable.

tsk, tsk.

I merely c&p, Panff.....

[Milkins]

Your fanbase and general demure behaviour whilst attending matches is inexcusable.

[HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife]

We are collectively pondering whether your good lady has a penchant for sodomitic copulation.

[blue architect]

Oh Bother! please become more aggressive

and

Pardon? Pardon? Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?

[BaffinsBlue]

[Pompski!]

You're not very good and well aware of that fact.

[The Cincinnati Kid]

Is there a compulsory Goverment department of Health and Safety supervised evacuation plan occuring at the moment?

Referee, Refereeeee
Your significant other is exercising his or her human right to sell his or her body for monetary gain

We are the Portsmouth, the pride of the south
we only drink non alcoholic non carbonated beverages in recyleable containers and reuseable glass bottles of juice with no artificial flavors or additives
We're not that fond of Millwall, though I don't claim to speak for everybody, and Southamton are rumored to be all talk
The Portsmouth non-gender specific family have arrived in your lovely town for a visit

[Locky_McLockface]

So that's what PnC looks like.

[Ronald Dinlo]

whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
that wasn't a particularly well-judged goal kick, but well done for giving it your best anyway
aaaaahhhhhhhh.

[Weybridge]

We were under the impression you were a talented and inventive team. We're not too proud to admit to failings in our judgment.

[Rusty]

I wish to return home,
I wish to return hooooooome,
This place isn't very nice,
I wish to return home.

[Ronald Dinlo]

you're going home in a northeners' football coach.