Man hospitalised with six toy horses up his bum

This Time Next Year · Fri May 29, 2015 11:39 am

...his condition is described as stable.

Weybridge · Post by **Weybridge** » Fri May 29, 2015 11:47 am

This Time Next Year wrote:...his condition is described as stable.

'kin ell...

HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife · Fri May 29, 2015 11:54 am

Aaaaand we're off!...

I think this story is a load of old pony.

Selsey Bill · Post by **Selsey Bill** » Fri May 29, 2015 12:12 pm

I love the way everyone loves to horse around on this MB

Locky_McLockface · Post by **Locky_McLockface** » Fri May 29, 2015 12:21 pm

The bloke lives in a very dodgy neigh-bourhood.

JenniTalia · Post by **JenniTalia** » Fri May 29, 2015 1:44 pm

Bet that will give him the runs.

pompeygunner · Post by **pompeygunner** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:07 pm

Horses.......
insert scum joke.

blitzoid · Post by **blitzoid** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:18 pm

This Time Next Year wrote:...his condition is described as stable.

For making that joke, go to your room and shut the door.

Oh, but what if fetlocks behind you?

Pompey Junglist · Post by **Pompey Junglist** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:19 pm

I put six toy horses up my bum once. It really hurt though, I couldn't put up with it furlong.

Post by **RubiconCSL** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:28 pm

Epsom salts should clear him out.

No Shot Sherlock · Post by **No Shot Sherlock** » Fri May 29, 2015 2:35 pm

Must be a Derby fan

Pompey Penguin · Post by **Pompey Penguin** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:27 pm

Come on chaps, rein it in or we'll be saddled with a reputation.

Bluesbro' · Post by **Bluesbro'** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:30 pm

Was he a Spurs fan???

HappyHour@TheBreweryOfLife · Fri May 29, 2015 3:50 pm

I bet he felt a right ass.

LiT other account · Post by **LiT other account** » Fri May 29, 2015 5:12 pm

After removing the horses, the medics wondered what dressage could be performed.

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