A little learning is a dangerous thing.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:36 pm
The abbot of a nearby abbey was out in the city running errands
downtown when he saw a woman of questionable character say to a
passerby,
"Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point the passerby and the
woman promptly went down the next alley, where they went out of
view.
The abbot was perplexed, for the very same thing occurred at
another street corner in the city. He was walking down a
sidewalk, when another woman, much the same as the first, stated
to another passerby, "Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point
the two rapidly went into a nearby alley, where the abbot
couldn't see what was going on.
Still not knowing what a "blowjob" was, the abbot left the city
as naive as he was upon entering it. Back up the hill, the abbot
was still contemplating what a blowjob was, so he went to see the
mother superior at the adjacent convent.
"Mother superior," he asked, "what's a blowjob?"
"Twenty bucks, same as downtown!"
downtown when he saw a woman of questionable character say to a
passerby,
"Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point the passerby and the
woman promptly went down the next alley, where they went out of
view.
The abbot was perplexed, for the very same thing occurred at
another street corner in the city. He was walking down a
sidewalk, when another woman, much the same as the first, stated
to another passerby, "Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point
the two rapidly went into a nearby alley, where the abbot
couldn't see what was going on.
Still not knowing what a "blowjob" was, the abbot left the city
as naive as he was upon entering it. Back up the hill, the abbot
was still contemplating what a blowjob was, so he went to see the
mother superior at the adjacent convent.
"Mother superior," he asked, "what's a blowjob?"
"Twenty bucks, same as downtown!"